Christmas is in less than a month and you may be wondering what to buy your girlfriend and side chick(s) and how much you should be spending based on their importance to you. Here are three lists of gift ideas; one for your girlfriend and one for your side chick(s).

Girlfriend:

Tissues for when she finds out about your side chick(s)
Tickets to see her favorite musician (maybe buy enough for you, her, and your side chick(s) because this would be a great way for them to meet!)
Your hoodies (make sure they are not the ones you have loaned to your side chick(s) before!)
Gift cards to her favorite stores
Birkenstocks and fuzzy socks (these won’t hurt too much when she throws them at you, you’re welcome)
A special Christmas date with fun Christmas activities around the town (be sure the side chick(s) are out of town for this one!)

Side Chick (the favorite one):

Her favorite snacks and gift card to her favorite restaurant (do not make it the same restaurant your girlfriend likes)
Funny socks (because what says “you’re my favorite side chick” better than an ugly pair of socks?)
A Disney Plus subscription (to keep her busy when you’re with your other girls)

Side Chick(s) (the one(s) you don’t like as much)

Scrunchies (because scrunchies are cute, but you don’t like her that much)
Cookies (because)
A candle (because)
Socks with no print (because)

Hopefully this helps all the players out there keep their girls happy this Christmas season! Good luck! (you’re going to need it)

P.S.- This better not be you…
Also, this article is a joke so don’t get all offended.