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Men and Facial Hair: A Hairy Situation

By the Only Coronado Student With a Decent Mustache.
Thy facial hair of thy Curdy!
Thy facial hair of thy Curdy!

Facial hair is one of the most controversial aspects of attractiveness and professionalism. Despite its controversial nature, millions of people around the world are plagued with these hairy situations (otherwise known as beards and mustaches). Men who grow their facial hair out should keep it maintained and should NOT attempt to grow their facial hair out if it is sad, thin, and wispy.

As humans, we often find clean shaven lines and well-shaped facial hair looks best on men. We also collectively agree that either well-maintained facial hair, or no facial hair at all, looks best in a professional setting. Solomon Hannah, Class of 2024, thinks facial hair and “whether it does or doesn’t [look good] depends on the student in question.” He also thinks facial hair looks “better on upper classmen.”

On the other hand, Kyra Merrill, Class of 2024, thinks facial hair makes guys look “gross and unprofessional.” She thinks “guys should stay clean shaven or limit the amount of facial hair they have.”

Kyra dislikes all forms of facial hair, but will reluctantly accept it if it is well maintained and taken care of. If she had it her way, all men in the world would shave every day and never give their wispies a chance to develop into thick, mature, voluptuous, spherical structures of keratin.

Facial hair may be hard to face for some, but personally I think those who are blessed with the ability to grow thine own facial hair should protect thine own powers with thine own life. Put the trimmers down and let thine facial hair prosper in its bushiest of forms.

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